Wow.

That's all I can say. I'm honestly blown away.

So much so that I just want to crack up laughing.

People never cease to amaze me.

I'm not even upset, just really very amused.

Maybe that makes me a little bit crazy.

I feel like people should own up and be honest.

What's the point if you're not, and what does that say about you?

Man.

I thought I had already encountered the biggest douchebag I could,

and now someone else holds that title.

A little surprising, considering...

Well,

CONGRATULATIONS, you tool.